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Jokes for dinner speeches
Jokes for dinner speeches










I mention this because here we are again now, another no-hoper having done astonishingly well. On this very day, some 46 years ago, the first ever team from the then Beazer Homes League qualified for the 5th round of the FA Cup. Well, all I can say, (Groom), is that he’ll prove them wrong on February 14 when he celebrates Valentine’s Hour. There are those who accuse (Groom) of being unromantic. But as long as you remember your anniversary, (Groom), I'm sure you'll avoid anything like that…. Valentine, and it appears he was beaten to death with clubs and stones. I took the trouble of looking up the legend of St. It's a bit like the last day of the FA transfer window is for men…. Valentine's Day is important to young women - it's the highlight of their year. Of course, (Bride) chose the date of the wedding. I remember them going for a dinner at a Greek restaurant on the 14th February, an event (Groom) likes to call ‘The St Valentine's Moussaka’. Today is, of course, Shrove Tuesday, a day associated with pancakes, but far be it for me to make any cheap jokes about the groom being a fantastic tosser.įebruary is a special time for the newlyweds. Only your own please, sir – it's not that kind of party. I do have a habit of rambling with my speeches, so you might feel like you've walked into the Oscar ceremony by mistake, but please try to relax and bear with me. Ladies and gentlemen, I shall try to be brief. But before dinner was served the groom took my speech, re wrote it and left me with this version that’s more fitting for this weekend's Oscar ceremony. Ladies and gentlemen, I had originally intended to just say a few words. And at the end of the day, (Bride) gets her hands on a very famous and much-coveted little man… Today's wedding reminded me of the Oscars - the fabulous dresses, the sumptuous catering and the dodgy speeches.












Jokes for dinner speeches